STUDY: Ugly People Get Laid in 6-8 Drink Range

According to a study funded by the National Institutes of Health, unattractive people are able to lure sexual partners into the bedroom mainly when their partners have had six to eight drinks.
The study followed a group of 221 adults between the ages of 18 and 49 who registered in the 1-3 range of attractiveness. The study showed that subjects had difficulty courting potential partners when those partners had had fewer than six units of alcohol. Below that mark, those being approached by the study’s subjects still found them gross.
The study also revealed that the subjects had difficulty when their potential partners had had more than eight units of alcohol. While in some cases potential partners still found test subjects attractive after eight drinks, they were also more easily distracted and less able physically to consummate the courtship.
“It’s a fine line that that ugly people straddle,” said Dr. Rohan Gupta, head researcher. “Either potential partners are still appalled physically or they begin to vomit and black out. That window is short and difficult to ascertain.”
Dr. Gupta recommends that ugly people carry around a portable breathalyzer in order to monitor unwitting sexual partners.

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